Stargazers, SpecialForces and Somewhat Hairy Chested

PussyGirl, for once did not know where to start.

She sat, staring at the screen of her PC, wondering how she was going to manage this.

In fairness, it wasn't really capacity that concerned her, it was how to be equitable. After all, each contact, virtual kiss or cyberstalk she received was worthy of a reply and acknowledgement.

Having studied the various profile types, Ms PussyGirl knew she needed a system of attribution and classification.

After some consideration, PG felt it best to go with the "less is more" logic; to explain - the shorter and sweeter the message, in combination with a pared down profile, would bring the potential beau in question one step nearer to the top of the long list.

Those waffling on endlessly and waxing lyrical about their own attributes would be placed further down the long list - possibly even banished forever. She would respond to all messages received minus the lewd, crewd and socially unacceptable.

At first, this idea seemed at odds with PG's open-mindedness and tendency to the bawdy now and again. " However, " she countered, " this is the first representation of the self, so if he starts with overt references of the Benny Hill variety, it cannot bode well."

And therein lay her filtering theory: respectful, polite, succinct and where possible with a sense of humour; these were the essential criteria of the successful suitors. If they made the grade they would make the long list. Once on the long list, PG intended to arrange a rendezvous and take it from there.

PussyGirl began sorting and it wasn't long before she had a shortlist from her long list:-

Stargazerguy to SpecialForcesMan through Somewhat Hairy Chested.

This was beginning to look more and more interesting.

And PussyGirl was thrilled!