It was with some hilarity that PussyGirl recalled the very heated exchange between she and the man of the somewhat hairy chest.
As much as this comment could seem like a satirical one, this man was entirely serious in his description of himself, and that in itself was cause of both mirth and incredulity at Pussy Mansions.
Poring over his profile, PG thought that he sounded like an ordinary guy - history tells us that this can only mean one thing: dull! Indeed, where there is a dull man, there is often an unhappy one - the law of averages tells us that a dull man is always least appreciated by the fairer sex - simply because they have no outstanding features. Alas, poor PussyGirl had been blinded by the deluge of emails and virtual kisses she had received in a steady flow since posting her profile. She felt it rude, and slightly churlish to not respond to all comers - let this be a lesson to her!
She read his profile once more:-
His ideal partner was " Female between the ages of 35 and 60, kind, fun, adventerous, discreet,clever and with style.....Someone with the ability to open little doors in my mind to new things! A lady who has the ability to overwhelm me in ways that i have not been overwhelmed before."
Hmmm, she wondered just how many doors there were in his mind, and whether they were of the revolving type or self-locking.
He proffered further information about himself:
"
im looking to feel the buzz and butterflies that you get when you enter into meeting a secret person from in here. I love the anticipation and the planning to meet..... I work my own diary and really enjoy meeting women during the daytime though with some occasional evenings aswell."
PussyGirl wondered if he knew about spellcheck, capilaisation, what working your own diary meant and what had happened to the space in the last word.
His appearance was just as confusing:-
I would describe myself as athletic(ish)!, shaved headed, and somewhat hairy chested kind of man. It`s really difficult to describe ones self with out sounding conceited."
Well, at least he recognised modesty as a value, though at this point, PG was not entirely sure that he had demonstrated it thus far in his description.
No matter, let us see what this self styled, self-employed Adonis was looking for :
" What type of relationship am I looking for? See how it goes."
Well, at least he wasn't fussy!
By now, you are thinking, the batteries in those alarm bells should have been well and truly exhausted, but in her haste, PussyGirl persisted and answered his message to exchange contact details..........A hairy chest can do strange things to a girl.
To be continued.........
As much as this comment could seem like a satirical one, this man was entirely serious in his description of himself, and that in itself was cause of both mirth and incredulity at Pussy Mansions.
Poring over his profile, PG thought that he sounded like an ordinary guy - history tells us that this can only mean one thing: dull! Indeed, where there is a dull man, there is often an unhappy one - the law of averages tells us that a dull man is always least appreciated by the fairer sex - simply because they have no outstanding features. Alas, poor PussyGirl had been blinded by the deluge of emails and virtual kisses she had received in a steady flow since posting her profile. She felt it rude, and slightly churlish to not respond to all comers - let this be a lesson to her!
She read his profile once more:-
His ideal partner was " Female between the ages of 35 and 60, kind, fun, adventerous, discreet,clever and with style.....Someone with the ability to open little doors in my mind to new things! A lady who has the ability to overwhelm me in ways that i have not been overwhelmed before."
Hmmm, she wondered just how many doors there were in his mind, and whether they were of the revolving type or self-locking.
He proffered further information about himself:
"
im looking to feel the buzz and butterflies that you get when you enter into meeting a secret person from in here. I love the anticipation and the planning to meet..... I work my own diary and really enjoy meeting women during the daytime though with some occasional evenings aswell."
PussyGirl wondered if he knew about spellcheck, capilaisation, what working your own diary meant and what had happened to the space in the last word.
His appearance was just as confusing:-
I would describe myself as athletic(ish)!, shaved headed, and somewhat hairy chested kind of man. It`s really difficult to describe ones self with out sounding conceited."
Well, at least he recognised modesty as a value, though at this point, PG was not entirely sure that he had demonstrated it thus far in his description.
No matter, let us see what this self styled, self-employed Adonis was looking for :
" What type of relationship am I looking for? See how it goes."
Well, at least he wasn't fussy!
By now, you are thinking, the batteries in those alarm bells should have been well and truly exhausted, but in her haste, PussyGirl persisted and answered his message to exchange contact details..........A hairy chest can do strange things to a girl.
To be continued.........
